If you’re ever thinking about writing a wonderful new easy to use scripting langauges for dynamic web applications, make sure before you begin you stop and do one thing.
Find out the difference between language SYNTAX, and language LIBRARIES!
Also, learn about modularity, encapsulation, polymorphism, abstraction, etc…
Because I do NOT want to have to recompile the fucking language interpreter itself every bloody time I find some new project written in your horrible poorly engineered crappy scripting language that requires yet another different “extension”. Especially not when it is actually not POSSIBLE to compile certain combinations of these so called “extensions” (if they’re extensions, why the hell do you have to compile them into the binary???)
The world would be a better place, if PHP disappeared from the face of the earth tomorrow.
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