Archive for August, 2004

bleh….

Tuesday, August 31st, 2004

too many late nights and probably not eating properly just caught up with me, and now I’ve gone at got sick…..
It’s probably also change of season related too…but it’s bleh anyway….it’s the fuzzy headed and tired with a constant tickle in the back of your throat sort of cold, which is the sort I usualy get. Hopefully it won’t last too long.

Anyway, payed for my car hire today so now my NZ trip is all payed for. Just need to remember to ask for leave…heh

Completely random – why the hell do radio stations never tell you the title and artist of a new song, when they’ll tell you two times before and after when they play something that you’d have to be deaf and have lived in a box all your life not to know?

Sports I don’t get…

Monday, August 30th, 2004

Handball…..
I was making myself a cup of tea, and the TV in the tea room was showing a replay of an Olypmic Handball match…

I’ve always vaguely been aware that Handball was an Olympic sport, but I always assumed it was the game we played at primary school.
That game was vaguely tenis based, and had a couple of variations. The most simple of which involved two players one on one in a square each. One was the server. The rules were that the ball had to bounce in your square first, and it was only allowed to bounce once in the oponents square. If it bounced a second time, or bounced out then they would lose. If your hit went in to their square on the full, or otherwise went out without bouncing first in your square, and then in theirs, then you lost.
It was usualy played sudden death style – no scoring, and the looser would go to the back of the queue and the next person in line would challenge the server.

The most popular variaton to this was what we called Four Square, which involved a 2×2 grid of squares numbered 1 to 4. The person in square 4 was the server.
It worked pretty much the same as the one on one version, but you could hit the ball to any of the other three players. The one who lost a round would leave the square and get on the end of the queue. All those below would then move up one, with the next person on the queue moving into spot 1.
This was generally much more fun, as it gave you a chance to work your way to the top, and even someone who wasn’t very good at it had a fair chance of lasting more than one round, as the person in position 1 was rarely targeted by the other players, as they were usually concentrating on unseating someone higher than them.
The third variation didn’t really have a name. and was similar to 4 square, except instead of a grid, the squares were linear, and you would have as many squares as you had room. We only ever played this in one spot – outside a row of classrooms that had convieniently sized blocks of paving. I think we could fit 6 players at once that way. This variation had the advantage of allowing more players at once, and let you do some really impressive bounces as the server tries to get the ball to someone in the 5th or 6th spot…
It also tended to result in the most lost balls or chances of broken stuff – something that’s very important to your average 10 year old.

The one on one and Four Square could be played either with a tenis ball, or a very bouncy rubber ball about 2/3rds the size of a soccer ball.
The stretched out version was only done with the bigger ball.

However….it turns out that the real game called Handball is nothing like that. It’s actually yet another soccer / hockey game, but with what looks like basket ball rules for the handling of the ball. The only similarities it has with the game I fondly remember from school, is that you use your hands, and the ball looks like it might be the same as the balls we used – it’s about the right size, and appears to be about as bouncy..
I must say that I’m rather disapointed. Did the world really need another team sport in which the goal is to “get the ball into the net at the end of the court”?

[Update]
hmmm…after looking around it seems that Four Square is the widely recognised name of the game I remember, and applies to all of the variations, rather than just being a variation itself. Handball must have just been what we called it, due to the fact that you used your hands – being completly ignorant of the prior existance of Team Handball…

Here’s a site with some more Four Square info – and a better description of the rules.

Personally I still think Olympic Four Square would be much more interesting to watch than yet another football clone ;)

Checking in..

Monday, August 30th, 2004

I’ve been hit by a wave of something lately…..not really apathy…more like some sort of embodiment of procrastination….I’ve had plenty of things I’ve wanted to do, but I’ll end up not really doing them…posting here being one of them, which is why I’ve been a little quiet lately….
It hasn’t been too bad at work – I’ve been able to just put my headphones on and get on with it mostly. But at home I haven’t made much progress with anything.

I’ve been looking at Content Management Systems again, and have found ez Publish which I rather like. It has some of the same concepts of Plone, but is less complicated, and quite a bit faster. The documentation to get you up and running is really good too – with a tutorial that builds a real website, from content to changing the look and feel. I’m planning on using it to reimplement the CSFG website, which I have volunteered to host. I’m also very strongly considering porting this site and the cumulo-nimbus site to it, as the comment spam I’m getting as a reault of using Movable Type is starting to get to me, and a full fledged CMS is probably better anyway – I’ve had to abuse MT fairly significantly to get the Cumulo-Nimbus site working the way I want.

Well, that was a decidely uninteresting post…but it’s all I can manage right now.
Maybe later I’ll be able to think of something more worthwhile…

new words and other stuff

Tuesday, August 24th, 2004

You know how whenever you come across a new word, it suddenly pops up everywhere?

I had that happen last week. But the word was “shinybum”.
Apparently it’s a name for a public servant. Or presumably anyone with a desk job.
I heard it on Wednesday in relation to a group of public servants that sing political satire called the Shinybum Singers.
Then the very next night, it popped up in the book I was reading – in the form of a “shinybum officer”.

I don’t even know why I’m sharing….but there’s just something about that word that amuses me. Shinybum shinybum shinybum!
hehehehe

Ok, my small mind and I will stop now.

In other news, I finally sent off my passport application today, so soon I will no longer be trapped in this giant lump of red dirt called Australia.
I also got a quote on a trip to NZ. ’twas a little more than what I had counted on….mostly due to bloody airport taxes. But I think I’m gonna do it. I’ve been thinking about it too long and have started to look forward to it, so there’s no going back now!
As long as my brother doesn’t reneg on his accomodation offer that is….heh

From the Unfortunately named product department:
It’s green, and it’s called Radox. Would YOU imerse yourself in it?
It’s just some herbal bath foam stuff I bought the other day. Supposedly it eases aches and clears your mind. Just felt like a bath to me, and my back still hurts.. bah!

Things that make you feel old…

Monday, August 23rd, 2004

Finding out that your child’s teacher is younger than you….
’nuff said.

Hellboy

Sunday, August 22nd, 2004

Wheeeeeee….
And that’s about all I have to say.
‘cept that if you haven’t seen it yet (which probably means you’re either in Australia, or some small developing nation), then when you do see it, make sure you see it on a big screen with GOOD sound. Cinemax or whatever the equivalent for your local cinema chain is.
There’s a couple of explosions in there that just _have_ to be experienced in a cinema with sound that’s going to throw you out of your seat…heh

bugger it!

Sunday, August 15th, 2004

There’s lots of things I could be doing today.
But it’s just too nice a day outside, so bugger it!, I’m gonna go have a shower then hop in the car and drive somewhere…..
Maybe I’ll go have a walk around the lake, or get myself some lunch and sit in the sun somewhere…….

If I disappear….

Friday, August 13th, 2004

…it’s because I just bought Doom III.
And apart from the absolutely awful sound quality, it’s bloody brilliant….so I’ll prolly be lost in that for however long it takes me to finish it.
If I don’t come back….you’d better send a search party.

But make sure they have shotguns. oh, and find a way of letting them hold a torch AND the gun at the same time ;)

…and the fiddling continues…

Wednesday, August 11th, 2004

Still messing with stuff.
I’ve added a “change style” link on the top left. It lets you choose from 3 different styles for the site, and remembers what you chose via a cookie.
Why, you ask?
Because I can!…mwahahaha!

The boxed and Titanium Gold styles I grabbed from movablestyle.com I haven’t made any adjustments to them to cope with my warping of the standard Movable Type layout, so there might be some odd spacing and stuff. I’m not too bothered, ’cause I probably wont keep them there. I only grabbed them so that I had alternatives there for testing. I’ll probably design my own styles in the end.

It works perfectly in Firefox, Mozilla and IE, and mostly works in Konqueror (for some reason it doesn’t pick up the new style until you manualy reload the page). I haven’t tried any others though.

I must admit that in this exercise in frivolity, I used the demon language.
Yes, I implemented the selection and remembering code in PHP. I am ashamed.
But it was all I had to work with, seeing as how dealing with form submissions and cookies in a shell script whilst possible, is kinda masochistic, and it’s been too long since I’ve touched Perl for me to do it that way.
Besides, this sort of trivial thing is the one type of instance where PHP is actually an appropriate tool.

I’ll prolly replace it with JSP or something later anyway ;)

Wow…

Wednesday, August 11th, 2004

This is probably just about the most useful piece of software I have seen in a long time.
It’s a Mozilla & Firefox plugin full of STUFF for web developers.
It can outline blocklevel elements, table cells, or any other element you specify. Something that would be extremely useful on it’s own. I used to do that by manually adding border=”1″ bordercolor=”red” to table cells, or later, the equivalent CSS. Which whilst effective, was a hell of a lot more work than just clicking a button

It has the obligatory menu filled with validation features – HTML / CSS, Link validation, usability validation, and accessability validation.
You can get a quick overview of the layout by using the “Topographic Information”, view block sizes, and even get a report on how fast your page will load, and what you can do to improve it.

There’s also a whole heap of image related tools, (find broken images, display image dimensions, hide images, highlight images with no alt tags….), and options to quickly disable Javascript, Java, cookies and other such things, so as to aid you in cross browser compatibility.
But probably the most impressive feature is the CSS tools. You can click on an element in the page to see what CSS values it has (Assuming you have the DOM Inspector available), or you can replace the current stylesheet with one off your hard drive, or best of all, you can edit the CSS right there in the browser, and instantly see the effects. Once you’ve made your changes you can then save the modifed stylesheet so you can upload it to the server.
I really wish I had known about this extension earlier, as it’s going to make my life so much easier.


Live CSS Editing

Outlining Block Elements

Topographical view